You mean Trump didn't have a never ending line of unvetted random people within six feet of him without any security system able to defend him if someone hauls off? No, really? Damn what a surprise.
This is false. Trump applied for the position online two weeks ago. He got the job and showed up to work his shift. The hours aren’t flexible enough to allow him to run for president though, so my sources tell me he’ll be transitioning into a part time cashier role at Kroger.
I fucking wish Donald Trump got confused, applied for a real job at McDonalds, and worked a full 8 hour shift for no apparent reason, and with no fan fare, because McDonald's employees are so disgruntled and cynical at having to work at McDonald's that they just didn't care.
"You're the new guy?"
"... Yes?"
"Former President Donald Trump?"
"... Yes."
"... Aight, fuck it, I don't give a shit any more. Nobody tells me anything anyway. Larry's not coming in today because he apparently got another DUI, so you're gonna be manning the fries. We have to get this shit ready before all the retarded old people who have nothing better to do with their lives stroll in at 9:00, then sit around for 3 hours drinking coffee."
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Hitler also had a job at McDonald's, he was an art student after all. Wake up sheeple!
News Weak.
I fucking wish Donald Trump got confused, applied for a real job at McDonalds, and worked a full 8 hour shift for no apparent reason, and with no fan fare, because McDonald's employees are so disgruntled and cynical at having to work at McDonald's that they just didn't care.
"You're the new guy?"
"... Yes?"
"Former President Donald Trump?"
"... Yes."
"... Aight, fuck it, I don't give a shit any more. Nobody tells me anything anyway. Larry's not coming in today because he apparently got another DUI, so you're gonna be manning the fries. We have to get this shit ready before all the retarded old people who have nothing better to do with their lives stroll in at 9:00, then sit around for 3 hours drinking coffee."
"... Okay."