I fucking wish Donald Trump got confused, applied for a real job at McDonalds, and worked a full 8 hour shift for no apparent reason, and with no fan fare, because McDonald's employees are so disgruntled and cynical at having to work at McDonald's that they just didn't care.
"You're the new guy?"
"... Yes?"
"Former President Donald Trump?"
"... Yes."
"... Aight, fuck it, I don't give a shit any more. Nobody tells me anything anyway. Larry's not coming in today because he apparently got another DUI, so you're gonna be manning the fries. We have to get this shit ready before all the retarded old people who have nothing better to do with their lives stroll in at 9:00, then sit around for 3 hours drinking coffee."
I fucking wish Donald Trump got confused, applied for a real job at McDonalds, and worked a full 8 hour shift for no apparent reason, and with no fan fare, because McDonald's employees are so disgruntled and cynical at having to work at McDonald's that they just didn't care.
"You're the new guy?"
"... Yes?"
"Former President Donald Trump?"
"... Yes."
"... Aight, fuck it, I don't give a shit any more. Nobody tells me anything anyway. Larry's not coming in today because he apparently got another DUI, so you're gonna be manning the fries. We have to get this shit ready before all the retarded old people who have nothing better to do with their lives stroll in at 9:00, then sit around for 3 hours drinking coffee."
"... Okay."