honestly what pisses me off the most is how obsessed these nu-coders are with weirdo fucko package abstraction layers

And the worst part is, these fucko package abstraction layers are the perfect breeding ground for supply chain attacks. It only takes ONE packager to push a malicious update to a dependency and watch the malware spread like wildfire. Hell node-ipc did this before, by pushing an update that (I kid you not) if it detected you had an Russian or Belarussian IP address it would wipe the fucking computer and plaster ukrainian flags all over your computer/server's filesystem.

So if you used node-ipc or a package that depended on it(which you wouldnt know because everything has fucking nested dependencies), you got fucked.