Which is extra based because that's the whole fucking point the very concept of "marriage." An agreement between two sexually comparable individuals enter in to in order to foster a healthy family with which to thrive in. Money is made to buy the food that is required to feed the next generation that is to be brought into the world. Babies are nurtured throughout adolescent (because it's a lot of fucking work to keep a toddler from killing itself due to its own stupidity. Seriously, what the hell is up with humans natural desire to off itself?). The kids grow up and the cycle begins anew. It's not complicated, but it sure has been bastardized. The plot is lost if you will.

I could not care less if you are gay or if you found yourself a fuck buddy. That's as far as that relationship will ever get. You don't need to be married to do that. It serves no purpose. Marriage is there to rope in the deadbeats knocking up whoever the fuck they felt like and actually care for the kid they forced upon society.