A few people had mentioned that 'Twisters' didn't invoke climate change, so I thought cool -- a few special effects and a fun few hours.

Then it starts -- two white chicks and three pajeets! And... there are, actually, some astonishingly good-looking pajeets, but they chose the weak-chinned losers, of course.

I lasted about five minutes.

I wish we could put pajeets, chicks and (the rule-16 people) on an island, and see what they'd create.

We all know that they'd do nothing but argue.

But hey, Madame Curie was, like, super good at putting samples into a machine that she didn't build.

Sorry, just ranting.