I can't decide if I'd tell them their idea is fucking stupid and I would not be wasting time on PowerPoint for their entertainment, or if I'd dig around and find a 4 hour presentation on some old tech and suggest they sit through that. It's time to learn the advanced data structures of COBOL everyone.
Don't. Give a presentation about what a fucking stupid idea it is. Include a plot of "years since I've known Kelsey" vs. "times I've considered ending our friendship."
I can't decide if I'd tell them their idea is fucking stupid and I would not be wasting time on PowerPoint for their entertainment, or if I'd dig around and find a 4 hour presentation on some old tech and suggest they sit through that. It's time to learn the advanced data structures of COBOL everyone.
/cracks out 1991 gaming history.
"Welcome to the world of Battletoads, everyone. Strap in, this is going to a roller-coaster unlike any you have ever experienced!"
Don't. Give a presentation about what a fucking stupid idea it is. Include a plot of "years since I've known Kelsey" vs. "times I've considered ending our friendship."
I'd probably just not go to the birthday at all. I'm glad I don't have these kinds of "friends" in my social circles.
Oh ha, I don't either. Speculative talk here. Reality, if any of my friends tried to pull such a stunt they would be mocked relentlessly.