Simple little trick for increasing the size of your house that not many stupid goyim know: just tie a string around your neighborhood and now it’s all part of your home!
Their "God" is still waiting on his six million sacrificial souls that were supposed to be given to him as burnt offerings in exchange for returning to Judea.
It’s up there for sure, but I still think setting a timer 24 hours in advance on your oven/coffee maker/washing machine for your “day of rest” just ups the ante entirely on “not getting the point”. A culture dedicated purely to the letter of the law. There has to have been a star trek episode about the pitfalls of that
Simple little trick for increasing the size of your house that not many stupid goyim know: just tie a string around your neighborhood and now it’s all part of your home!
I still can't believe that's real. of all the nonsensical schoolyard-logic things adults do, that probably takes the cake.
Apparently it's smart enough to trick God.
as if. if Yahweh is real, there's no chance in hell he'd accept that
Their "God" is still waiting on his six million sacrificial souls that were supposed to be given to him as burnt offerings in exchange for returning to Judea.
Mfers literally Jewed their own deity!
You would think so right? But they believe it works
It’s up there for sure, but I still think setting a timer 24 hours in advance on your oven/coffee maker/washing machine for your “day of rest” just ups the ante entirely on “not getting the point”. A culture dedicated purely to the letter of the law. There has to have been a star trek episode about the pitfalls of that
well there is the one where wesley breaks a plant and the alien god wants to kill him for it because that's the rule.