I can be a lazy sonofabitch, sadly. I let something sit for a while, because I'm too autistic (not literally) to do things in a sensible and linear fashion.
Well, what do you know, it turned out good anyway.
I just turned a gallon of store-bought juice into actually fucking delicious 14%+ ABV fruit wine.
Tastes a fair bit like a brandy. And very on-brand for my current piratical mood.
I. MADE. GOOD. BOOZE.
Get on my level, scrubs.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
Perhaps now you can work on your speech, and vocabulary.
"Nigga" is not a real word, it's you speaking like a nigger.
It amuses me to speak like a monkey, and I will continue to do so whenever the whim takes me.
We're taking it back.