30 () posted 250 days ago by DoomerPill 250 days ago by DoomerPill +42 / -12 84 comments share 84 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Just stick these people in a forest with a actual bear, christ I've never actually seen a bear in real life but I know going up against one would be suicidal.
Depends on the bear. In Canada we have a saying: If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lie down. If it's white, say goodnight.
I just remember it as the opposite of people.
White bear = unreasonably violent
Brown bear = might be violent, might be safe
Black bear = if you aren't intruding, you're safe
Black and White bear = retarded
This killed me.