19 Uh-oh...someone else isn't about to kill themselves... (archive.md) posted 359 days ago by FatalConceit 359 days ago by FatalConceit +19 / -0 10 comments share 10 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Two self inflicted gunshots to the back of the head? Accidental drowning? Car accident? Slipped in the shower? Overdose?
Shall we place bets?
Your forgot the best one: tied to a fucking tree having managed to shoot himself in the head with a shotgun.
YEAH...
SUICIDE...
ok
I still like the "fractured his own skull while working out with weights"
Found headless in his back yard, natural causes and the family dog supposedly ate the head. Family dog was a Pomeranian.
I have heard that Pomeranians are a "small and hearty breed", but goddamn.