Man, suffered through watching some Nickelodeon recently and the toy ads felt like hamfisted satire from the 90s.

Here's Barbie's dream house, oh look black wheelchair Barbie just bust down the door in her nasty cheap plastic wheelchair. Now here's a fat dumpling in a frumpy dress.

Want some hot wheels, here's a crummy basic double figure eight track and some all plastic cars with no interiors. But it's exciting because we have neon green designated crash zones!