'Dungeons & Dragons' Upcoming 'The Deck Of Many Things' Expansion To Introduce Franchise's "First Prominently Featured Autistic ...
'Dungeons & Dragons' next release, The Deck of Many Things, is set to introduce the franchise's first canonically autistic character.
"It was great, man. I played 'screech' and rolled a natural 20, it blew the fucking eardrums out of every enemy in the dungeon."
Then the noise caused rocks to fall and everyone died.
Everyone loves a happy ending.
Or called much nastier beasties up from the depths who aren't affected by sonic attacks ...
Or both, because why the hell not.
I remember an Earthdawn game crashing and burning like this because a contrary idiot insisted on pounding in pitons when we were trying to be quiet ...