You need a place to actually give birth, and your wife will probably need medicine, safety, and a more sterile environment that your fucking basement. You need to get a midwife at absolute minimum.
Or, you could just risk having a dead wife and dead kids.
Birth your child at home. Never register your child with the government. Passports are overrated. Illegal immigrants don't need them. Neither do you.
That is very stupid, and wildly dangerous.
You need a place to actually give birth, and your wife will probably need medicine, safety, and a more sterile environment that your fucking basement. You need to get a midwife at absolute minimum.
Or, you could just risk having a dead wife and dead kids.
A moderate bleed and she's dead before the ambulance arrives. A severe one and she's dead before you get done telling 911 where to go.
A hospital is the only proper place to give birth.
Women can survive a home birth, but there's no reason to recommend it.
I'm fairly certain there are plenty of clinics that can assist in child birth, but you simply can't remove a hospital from the list of options.
If something goes wrong.
Every single person in history was birthed in other places than hospitals untill very recently.
And the mortality rate for mother and child reflected that throughout human history.