I actually talked to a guy in jail because I guess he thought I looked smart and asked me about his case. Anyways he asked me what "constructive possession" was, and I told him it means they didn't catch you with shit, and they're charging you with stealing it anyways. If you didn't steal it, you should not talk to the fuckin cops but tell the lawyer that shit. For all I know they just had him in on some BS. As was my case, but that's a different story.

Unless you're the fed(s) that thought up the crime and persuaded some mentally challenged sap to carry it out -- then your "conspiracy" is actually stunning and brave.