When one of your national security threats is listed as 'Catturd', you must either be self aware you are a joke or you're so pathetic that your wife's boyfriend is soyboy but still better than you.
This was a total alleged rumour but apparently when it came to a security briefing there was a moment where some staff member had to demonstrate what a 'naruto run' was and that idea alone had me in hysterics. The fact that they're actually trying to hyper-analyze this shit is silly enough but then again we've seen the fucking leaks from the FBI on this.
When one of your national security threats is listed as 'Catturd', you must either be self aware you are a joke or you're so pathetic that your wife's boyfriend is soyboy but still better than you.
Could you imagine sitting in a security briefing meeting and hearing someone named “cat turd” is a security threat for criticizing politicians online?
This was a total alleged rumour but apparently when it came to a security briefing there was a moment where some staff member had to demonstrate what a 'naruto run' was and that idea alone had me in hysterics. The fact that they're actually trying to hyper-analyze this shit is silly enough but then again we've seen the fucking leaks from the FBI on this.
According to some information out there, the highest rate of mental breakdowns in FBI cybercrime units are among the ones assigned to the chans.
Well that's just because they learn of the Truth, which had been hidden from them: Everything is lolz.
Every day our government invents new ways to tell us that they're at war with us.
And the people continue to show up to work and pay their taxes.