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And don't masturbate, either. You'll go blind and develop hairy palms!
Also ignore the biological reality that human males are so primed to release sperm that, if you abstain from sex and masturbation entirely, you'll STILL cream your pants, just in your sleep.
Biological realities are hate facts!
Hey! Some people have the ability to not release it in their sleep!
...They usually develop pancreatic cancer.
So cream your pants. Or if you're so inclined, masturbate once a month. This isn't a life or death situation. You will lose more years off your lifespan from having poor exercise and dietary habits than from not being able to coom everyday.
Have you ever considered the possibility that people can have good diet and exercise habits, and STILL enjoy a good wank?
And, if you have, it might also be good to try to consider the idea that a healthy body means a healthy libido, which often means MORE sex and/or wanking rather than less.
Shocking, I know.
I'll pray for you.
I'd get my own house in order before casting stones, but you do you.
Kek.