29 () posted 1 year ago by ThatsAlright 1 year ago by ThatsAlright +29 / -0 17 comments share 17 comments share save hide report block hide replies
And Asians are white according to Seattle.
That said, one may want to blend in even as a Slav. In order to create maximum chaos, one would have to be black, Hispanic or Middle Eastern/Indian. That's where the tan comes in.
Guess I’ll need to buy a track suit and gold chain to really flesh out my identity
And practice your slav squat. Heels up high, no Western spy!