49 () posted 1 year ago by StaticNoise 1 year ago by StaticNoise +52 / -3 89 comments share 89 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Wait, is this Imps origin story?
Nah, Imp is a chad. A paranoid sigma chad, but a chad nonetheless. This is the actions of a beta.
Nah. Imp would guard his foreskin with his life, and rightly so.
Bugger probably has it in a safety deposit box somewhere so Melinda gates can't vaccinate it or something
That might be the nicest thing you've ever said about him.