1. I mean, I get $300m after I blow the $30m on whores and whores ensures I can meet the stipulations of actually spending it all given the soft-nature of the contractual arrangement.
2. I wouldn't want to not let my fellow Aryan soldiers get the reward for their military conquest, would I? Didn't Alexander the Great enjoy Asian pussy also?
3. Valid question.
4. Let's be real, that was everyone's first idea when the glasses came out.

But I won't dent it. The only thing I enjoy doing in life is having sex with hot women. You're correct, I haven't done that in a while (since last June). I am going to Thailand in March though where I'll get plenty. I actually don't find enjoyment in anything else in life. All I enjoy doing is fucking attractive women.