Worst: The "New Shoes/Momma meets Jesus Tonight" song, which is just miserable and depressing. At least most ConsumeProduct songs try to be at least remotely feelgood, but that one... Anyone who LIKES it, should be on suicide watch. "Oh, I love that song about the broke kid begging to get a discount on shoes because he wants to show his dying mother that he can afford shoes the day she dies. My favorite song! Really brings up the spirits!"
Best: "Make It Christmas Day.", a simple Christian Rock song about praying to Jesus being particularly good to do on Christmas day. I'm not usually much for Christian rock, but it serves its purpose well in this setting.
Worst: The "New Shoes/Momma meets Jesus Tonight" song, which is just miserable and depressing. At least most ConsumeProduct songs try to be at least remotely feelgood, but that one... Anyone who LIKES it, should be on suicide watch. "Oh, I love that song about the broke kid begging to get a discount on shoes because he wants to show his dying mother that he can afford shoes the day she dies. My favorite song! Really brings up the spirits!"
Best: "Make It Christmas Day.", a simple Christian Rock song about praying to Jesus being particularly good to do on Christmas day. I'm not usually much for Christian rock, but it serves its purpose well in this setting.
(((Christmas Shoes))) was gonna be my worst of pick, too but Crosby and Sinatra piss me off too much from a technical, performance side to ignore
Jesus: Thorry, but you're not gething into Heaven with thothe thoeth, honey.
If you want to torture yourself, here's the link. It was popular enough to be adapted into a movie.
It's not popular, but I enjoy this version of The Boar's Head Carol.