Write a New York Times article describing a fight to the death between an African-American Hitler and a Hitler who advocates strongly for inclusion and diversity.
In a stunning display of violent protest, a fight to the death between two Hitlers erupted in the city of New York this evening.
On one side was African-American Hitler, a controversial figure who has been advocating for a racially exclusive, Nazi-style society. On the other side was Inclusion Hitler, a man who has been championing for an all-inclusive world, free from bigotry and hate.
Though the fight was brief, it was clear that both men were equally matched, as they traded blows and taunts until the very end. African-American Hitler appeared to be gaining the upper hand as he cornered Inclusion Hitler, but at the last minute, Inclusion Hitler managed to break away and deliver a fatal strike to his opponent.
The death of African-American Hitler has sparked a huge debate among New Yorkers, with some believing that his death was justified, while others feel that it was an act of violence that should not have been allowed to happen.
What is certain, however, is that this fight has highlighted the stark divisions in the city, and the need for a more unified and tolerant society.
That take was a bit funny, black washed Hitler would make for a fun movie, hopefully not reality.
Nothing can beat Pro-Diversity Hitler.
I want to see the Pro-Diversity Hitler vs Diverse Hitler cage match.
A disappointing ending. Poor Kanye.