Garlic goblins sound like it would be French-specific. I'm partial to vanilla gorillas- there's a special irony that they could call us gorillas, but we wouldn't be the ones chimping out.
Paper is the stupidest; how is that even supposed to be insulting? Scraped the bottom for the barrel so hard for that one that it brought up gravel from underneath.
I do like "cornstarch crusaders" and "garlic goblins"
Garlic goblins sound like it would be French-specific. I'm partial to vanilla gorillas- there's a special irony that they could call us gorillas, but we wouldn't be the ones chimping out.
Paper is the stupidest; how is that even supposed to be insulting? Scraped the bottom for the barrel so hard for that one that it brought up gravel from underneath.
Italians. I swear, every Italian in my neighbourhood growing up looked like they were scared of vampires, with fucktons of garlic hanging by the door.
Were they eaten by vampires? No. Thus, their precautions worked.