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It could work. They hate it when you mock their idiocy.
HR unilaterally (without consulting management) sent out a missive demanding pronouns and email signatures from everyone.
CEO set his to "fucking/nonsense". They sent out an email the next day saying pronouns were no longer required.
Nice to have a based CEO. A lot of other big time leaders just cave in.
Or, pick pronouns that are both correct and completely innocuous but piss them off. You see, my university tried this on me. Too bad for them, I'm a member of a established order that conveys titles and can claim to be "landed."
Turns out, the blue hairs didn't like referring to me as "Sir Massive" or "Knight Pecorino." Too bad, they both have nice rings to them, I think.
"Motherfucker" is an actual pronoun that functions linguistically correctly, unlike most of these fake pronouns that are not understandable at a glance who you are talking about.
I highly encourage any student to use crass terms: Motherfucker, asshole, son of a bitch, fucker, cunt, bastard. They all work. Black boys should use nigga and argue that nigga is the pronoun of black cultural identity. "Boy" would also be good to make a teacher sound like a racist 19th century slave owner.
No, it's a noun, as are "asshole", "son of a bitch" (noun phrase), "fucker," "cunt," and "bastard." Pronouns are not "subcategories of nouns" either, which is the latest sleight of hand by academic linguists to legitimize the idiotic gender craze by validating the nonsense crazy people say about themselves. Pronouns REPLACE nouns, usually to avoid clumsy wordiness and awkward repetition of nouns.
Here's an informative page about pronouns: https://www.englishclub.com/grammar/pronouns.htm
Don’t send them back to government indoctrination centers.