TDS from the New Yorker
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There's a lot packed in here. It's nighttime, and a reasonable hour to be asleep, as evidenced by her husband...er, spouse...uh, vaguely human-ish looking thing asleep or pretending to be asleep next to her. They've both got reading lights installed over their side of the bed, so it's not that they don't both read in bed at night, just the other person has called it quits. It's late. But she's still up anyway, on her tablet/kindle thing. She could be reading, sure--but let's be honest: She's hate-scrolling on the internet. Lo and behold, this leads her to hallucinate Donald Trump lurking in her super-weird non-opening window with way too much foliage overgrown against it.
Lesson: PUT THE INTERNET DOWN, LADY. YOU CLEARLY CAN'T HANDLE IT. Which is the most important lesson that all these metropolitan midwit types really need to internalize. You do not have the self-restraint, stoicism, self-possession, emotional maturity, and critical reasoning skills necessary to participate in online communication, even passively. Join the spouse you're actively ignoring, get a good night's sleep, then in the morning, both of you go out and find some grass to touch. Keep touching grass until you're not such a hysterical bitch anymore.
Trump doesn't even have a Twitter. Fox News is trying not to cover him. You can only find his posts on Truth Social and his rallies on Rumble / Odyssey.
There aren't even big trump posts here.
If you are constantly thinking about Trump, it's because you're looking for him. If you want Trump to go away, it's because you want him dead so that no one can find him if they try.
I never hear about Trump anywhere, and I frequent several sites some consider...alt-right. This being one of them.
Ironically, the only time I ever hear anything from or about him is when I venture into leftist territory. They go out of their way to read what he writes just so they can get mad about it. Nobody else even cares that he exists, except for patriots.win. And they literally exist specifically as a nonstop Trump rally.
Also they are clearly not having enough sex because you read, then have sex, then get a good night's sleep. She can't sleep because her husband is a cuck who supports her in everything she does no matter how outrageous or ridiculous or just plain stupid. She is even sexually attracted to a Trump-like personality which frustrates her even more. You can't tell from the picture but the man is probably a pear shaped half man.
This feels like a gentrified update of the stair muffin comic 🤔