Australia isn't real, anyway, remember! We're just actors!
But beyond that, no, no I don't think they would, lol...
We're... More relevant than we should be (to the point where we are literally the biggest non-NATO arms supplier to Ukraine, now), in many ways, but yeah... Nah, the world can do without this place (or at least its people and "culture", lol).
But please, please bomb Melbourne, first, if it has to be anywhere. And Canberra (our DC/Ottawa. Like, in every possible way.) And the Gold Coast, perhaps. Because fuck the Gold Coast, lol.
There are allegedly around 5.7 millions Danes, right? That's out of 7.125 billion humans. That means Danes make up 0.0912% of the planet. Thats not 9%---that's point zero nine percent, less than a percent. To put it another way, 99.9% of the planet are not Danes. How do we know this? Government censuses. Now, the best government censuses have a margin of error of at least 1%. So Danes make up 0.0912% of the planet, plus or minus one percent In conclusion: there is a 50/50 chance Denmark doesn't exist.
Current pop of Denmark is 5,873,420 as per a quick web search or 5,832,692 as per the worldometers.info website.
Now using worldometer for the global pop we get a number just shy of 8 billion, 7,955,957,530 ish. A couple of days ago I posted:
World is estimated to be under 45 mil from 8bn at this point.
And right now it's almost 44 mil from that point so it's increasing quite a lot per week.
Anyway, if we use both numbers from worldometer we have Denmark [which is ranked 114th in population] coming to 7.33e-1%. Or 0.0733 so even lower relative to the previous shitpost which was roughly 0.009%. Blame the fact of the 8 billion around 3.5 of that is China [1,450,365,420] and India [1,407,328,262] alone [but remember, those 334 million in America [3rd btw] are the reason for bad climate stuff, not the two countries that combined are an entire magnitude greater than every US citizen].
This means Denmark is even less likely to exist at this point than it did several years ago, and given "economical migrants" that might actually be the case soon™ as per Sweden and various other Nordic areas.
Oz however is 55th in terms of population. Somehow [because most of the island is a hellscape]. That's 34 places below the UK [21] in terms of population despite Oz being the 6th largest by landmass while the UK is... [counting, this is taking longer than expected...] 80th in terms of land mass.
So taking the population of Oz and throwing them into the sea which is 25,499,884 ish, that makes up 0.32% of the world population meaning Oz at least is statistically like to exist. Unlike Denmark.
Anywhere with a population of under 8 million is also statistically likely to not exist. This includes Hong Kong which is just shy of 8 million [which ironically won't exist for very much longer due to other reasons], New Zealand which is just shy of 5 million, as well as various other places [103 onwards to 235] nobody cares about unless there's a "reason" to.
Israel is just above the 8 mil mark which will both please and displease different groups.
Final side note as of pressing the submit/save button the current pop number is now 7,955,960,550 so that's increased by 2k in the 20 ish minutes or so it took to write this shitpost.
Im actually ok with this.
Same.
Well shit...
WeWould anyone notice if it happened? 🤔Australia isn't real, anyway, remember! We're just actors!
But beyond that, no, no I don't think they would, lol...
We're... More relevant than we should be (to the point where we are literally the biggest non-NATO arms supplier to Ukraine, now), in many ways, but yeah... Nah, the world can do without this place (or at least its people and "culture", lol).
But please, please bomb Melbourne, first, if it has to be anywhere. And Canberra (our DC/Ottawa. Like, in every possible way.) And the Gold Coast, perhaps. Because fuck the Gold Coast, lol.
I'm going to shitpost for a bit here,
So this was a thing from a few years ago:
Current pop of Denmark is 5,873,420 as per a quick web search or 5,832,692 as per the worldometers.info website.
Now using worldometer for the global pop we get a number just shy of 8 billion, 7,955,957,530 ish. A couple of days ago I posted:
And right now it's almost 44 mil from that point so it's increasing quite a lot per week.
Anyway, if we use both numbers from worldometer we have Denmark [which is ranked 114th in population] coming to 7.33e-1%. Or 0.0733 so even lower relative to the previous shitpost which was roughly 0.009%. Blame the fact of the 8 billion around 3.5 of that is China [1,450,365,420] and India [1,407,328,262] alone [but remember, those 334 million in America [3rd btw] are the reason for bad climate stuff, not the two countries that combined are an entire magnitude greater than every US citizen].
This means Denmark is even less likely to exist at this point than it did several years ago, and given "economical migrants" that might actually be the case soon™ as per Sweden and various other Nordic areas.
Oz however is 55th in terms of population. Somehow [because most of the island is a hellscape]. That's 34 places below the UK [21] in terms of population despite Oz being the 6th largest by landmass while the UK is... [counting, this is taking longer than expected...] 80th in terms of land mass.
So taking the population of Oz and
throwing them into the seawhich is 25,499,884 ish, that makes up 0.32% of the world population meaning Oz at least is statistically like to exist. Unlike Denmark.Anywhere with a population of under 8 million is also statistically likely to not exist. This includes Hong Kong which is just shy of 8 million [which ironically won't exist for very much longer due to other reasons], New Zealand which is just shy of 5 million, as well as various other places [103 onwards to 235] nobody cares about unless there's a "reason" to.
Israel is just above the 8 mil mark which will both please and displease different groups.
Final side note as of pressing the submit/save button the current pop number is now 7,955,960,550 so that's increased by 2k in the 20 ish minutes or so it took to write this shitpost.