Australia isn't real

I'm going to shitpost for a bit here,

So this was a thing from a few years ago:

There are allegedly around 5.7 millions Danes, right? That's out of 7.125 billion humans. That means Danes make up 0.0912% of the planet. Thats not 9%---that's point zero nine percent, less than a percent. To put it another way, 99.9% of the planet are not Danes. How do we know this? Government censuses. Now, the best government censuses have a margin of error of at least 1%. So Danes make up 0.0912% of the planet, plus or minus one percent In conclusion: there is a 50/50 chance Denmark doesn't exist.

Current pop of Denmark is 5,873,420 as per a quick web search or 5,832,692 as per the worldometers.info website.

Now using worldometer for the global pop we get a number just shy of 8 billion, 7,955,957,530 ish. A couple of days ago I posted:

World is estimated to be under 45 mil from 8bn at this point.

And right now it's almost 44 mil from that point so it's increasing quite a lot per week.

Anyway, if we use both numbers from worldometer we have Denmark [which is ranked 114th in population] coming to 7.33e-1%. Or 0.0733 so even lower relative to the previous shitpost which was roughly 0.009%. Blame the fact of the 8 billion around 3.5 of that is China [1,450,365,420] and India [1,407,328,262] alone [but remember, those 334 million in America [3rd btw] are the reason for bad climate stuff, not the two countries that combined are an entire magnitude greater than every US citizen].

This means Denmark is even less likely to exist at this point than it did several years ago, and given "economical migrants" that might actually be the case soon™ as per Sweden and various other Nordic areas.

Oz however is 55th in terms of population. Somehow [because most of the island is a hellscape]. That's 34 places below the UK [21] in terms of population despite Oz being the 6th largest by landmass while the UK is... [counting, this is taking longer than expected...] 80th in terms of land mass.

So taking the population of Oz and throwing them into the sea which is 25,499,884 ish, that makes up 0.32% of the world population meaning Oz at least is statistically like to exist. Unlike Denmark.

Anywhere with a population of under 8 million is also statistically likely to not exist. This includes Hong Kong which is just shy of 8 million [which ironically won't exist for very much longer due to other reasons], New Zealand which is just shy of 5 million, as well as various other places [103 onwards to 235] nobody cares about unless there's a "reason" to.

Israel is just above the 8 mil mark which will both please and displease different groups.

Final side note as of pressing the submit/save button the current pop number is now 7,955,960,550 so that's increased by 2k in the 20 ish minutes or so it took to write this shitpost.