Governor DeSantis Signs Declaration That ‘The Last Jedi’ Sucked
(babylonbee.com)
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I never watched ROS so i dont care, tbh, you should have learned with TLJ and SOLO. When they described his name. Total cringe and non-fan worthy.
TFA was bad but it wasnt offensive. how much lore breaking do you remember from the faggot awakens besides finn? every scene in tlj broke lore.
shitting your pants while meeting your celebrity crush would be as memorable as the last jedi. and frankly preferable to wasting 3 hours with it.
the theme wasnt nothing matters, there was 50 messages of 'dont fight what you hate' 'attack the past' and 'strong wamen can save everything'. the majority of heroism is from the strong wamen, and even poe doesnt destroy the first starcruiser. so thats not really the theme that you meantioned. and being memorable like getting a blowjob from your stepsister isnt really a winning point for a film, imho.
You cant claim it wasnt good, but that it was also better than the others, hahaha.
RO was the only "less bad" diswars entry. TLJ is definitively the worst AAA film of all time. And im including all stepsister porn films in that category (for the narrative quality).