A Whole New World - Being human is NO LONGER THE NORM. Let that sink in for a moment.
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Oh, alteration goes back long before photography; you bet your bippy that painters of important portraiture made damn sure their clients looked the best they could ... which makes one wonder just how horrific the Hapsburgs really looked.
What gets me, though, is that, looking at these pictures, people are going out of their way to look like Hapsburgs .. why would anyone want a balloony ass like that?
And I still fail to see how this is not Universe 25 but viewed from the inside.
They were a buck-toothed bug-eyed bunch weren't they?
Princess Beatrice carries the tradition forward.
They are the ones who looked monumentally fucked up due to an absolutely hilarious amount of inbreeding to keep power in the family. Which is so pronounced and common among them it became known as "Hapsburg Jaw."
This shit looks ridiculous.
Excellt article. It's a sad state of affairs, but it is not doomed. We can fix this In a few steps. We need to make people adventurous again
The poor victims.
That deluded explanation of why OnlyThots don't date was my personal highlight. They aren't scared of being outed as fake, they don't like men. They hate men, in fact. That's why they take such great pleasure in exploiting them for money.
100%, did you forget fake-up exists? They talk about how men aren't good enough for them but they don't show their real faces without enough chemicals to make them flammable if you bring a match too close slathered on, which took them 2 hours of meticulous and well-rehearsed application.
Why the fuck would she meet anyone when the only value she sees men having is as her loyal ATMs that worship her fake existence?
How are these things remotely comparable? Nobody really believes throwing $1000 on BTC will make you amazingly rich. You might make 20-30% if you time it right, but you won't be a millionaire.
Haven't you heard the horror stories of actors having to literally starve to get the unhealthy and unsustainable levels of body fat percentage that the average woman thinks is desirable? Far easier to photoshop for their ridiculous whims than harm your health trying to meet their amazingly hypocritical standards.
Getting paid to play games and talk shit is most teenagers' dream, let's face it. They'll grow out of it.
They really do find a way to miss every single one of my extremely low expectations for them.
Maybe they'll do some introspection and realise being completely fake just to exploit people is wrong.
who am I fucking kidding?