"When I got told my review was for Smash Bros, I was expecting LGBTQ+ orgies but I got a fighting game. Title is misleading, 0/10."
"I started playing the new Call of Duty, but I can't help but feel your character is too aggressive, he never tries to reason with the terrorists. 2/10 because the graphics were good."
Week by week games journalists prove ever more convincingly they are not born, they crawl out from under palaeolithic cave rocks as fully formed ignorant shitstains.
With a name like "God of War", were you expecting Mr Rogers?
Next review from this person :
"Forza Horizon 5 is good, but there's too much driving. What about the impact on the planet? 6/10."
Super Smash Bros is good but won't' satisfy those wanting a character-based romantic comedy.
"When I got told my review was for Smash Bros, I was expecting LGBTQ+ orgies but I got a fighting game. Title is misleading, 0/10."
"I started playing the new Call of Duty, but I can't help but feel your character is too aggressive, he never tries to reason with the terrorists. 2/10 because the graphics were good."
Week by week games journalists prove ever more convincingly they are not born, they crawl out from under palaeolithic cave rocks as fully formed ignorant shitstains.
Comment of the day, so far, this one, lol. 👌🏻