53 Middle Class Greta says she needs to stop you from going to work to save the weather (www.bbc.co.uk) posted 3 years ago by NotAGlowy 3 years ago by NotAGlowy +53 / -0 17 comments share 17 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Throw her in the volcano. Primitive cultures that believed the climate could be controlled practiced human sacrifices and they didn't have climate change.
God : "Not even one? How is that possible?"
Mother Gaia is sending hurricanes to punish us for the sins of SUVs.
Funny enough, it is mostly mothers that drive those things. Mostly with an attitude that should be reserved for tank commanders.
Either that, or teach them strength (See: The Mishima family)