"Many of us are having trouble getting food, in between continued supply issues and white violence, but here are some tips you can use to help you adult successfully in today's complicated world.
1. Don't think of it as a empty fridge, think of it as an involuntary diet plan.
Before and even during the covid pandemic our waistlines were bulging out at the seams. Now, you don't even have to worry about that! Doctors say pre-pandemic 75% of US adults were overweight or obese and now that amount is going to start shrinking dramatically. Good news for you if you're in that 75%!
2. Use the moments otherwise spent cooking spending valuable quality time with your family.
Before covid, Americans spent upwards of 5 hours a week cooking or going out to eat. But now you can walk around in your woods or neighborhood looking for roots and berries with hubby and the kids! (We have a fantastic handy quick guide for safely preparing the things you and your kids find at www.listicle.everythingsfine.com)"
Glad to know I may have an alternate line of work if lawyering ends up not working out!
Oh, who am I kidding.
I'm going to the gulags with the rest of us if the worst timeline happens. Between an education, a decade plus of "toxic" hot takes and piss takes online, and a willingness to question things, the Party apparatchiks will be sending me to Vorkuta before I even get a chance to be the office gopher.
We already passed "might be happening, but that's ok" and moved onto "and that's a good thing."
1 year later
"Many of us are having trouble getting food, in between continued supply issues and white violence, but here are some tips you can use to help you adult successfully in today's complicated world.
1. Don't think of it as a empty fridge, think of it as an involuntary diet plan.
Before and even during the covid pandemic our waistlines were bulging out at the seams. Now, you don't even have to worry about that! Doctors say pre-pandemic 75% of US adults were overweight or obese and now that amount is going to start shrinking dramatically. Good news for you if you're in that 75%!
2. Use the moments otherwise spent cooking spending valuable quality time with your family.
Before covid, Americans spent upwards of 5 hours a week cooking or going out to eat. But now you can walk around in your woods or neighborhood looking for roots and berries with hubby and the kids! (We have a fantastic handy quick guide for safely preparing the things you and your kids find at www.listicle.everythingsfine.com)"
and so on..
This is Pravda level good OP.
Glad to know I may have an alternate line of work if lawyering ends up not working out!
Oh, who am I kidding.
I'm going to the gulags with the rest of us if the worst timeline happens. Between an education, a decade plus of "toxic" hot takes and piss takes online, and a willingness to question things, the Party apparatchiks will be sending me to Vorkuta before I even get a chance to be the office gopher.
Sounds like Venezuela...
And all the while no one did anything of value about it.
And Pepe is trending again. He always accomplishes so much.