Technically wouldnt be the first time. I remember in the history of my state, there was a doctor who claimed to have found a miracle cure of impotence using surgically implanted goat testicles, and in addition to all of his other accolades and awards, he was also made "Admiral of the Kansas Navy." As I am sure you can guess, as a landlocked state we have no navy. But they did it anyway.
Sidenote: Said doctor was eventually run down like a dog and sued until he died penniless. Because it turned out that his "cure" was extremely dangerous and had resulted in the death of a significant amount of his patients. Got to keep his Admiral title though.
Why the fuck do we have uniformed services outside of the armed services anyway? "I'm an Admiral! Wheee!"
So the military can enforce health mandates?
One of Trump's mistakes was not cutting the military by 60%. Making them less top-heavy would make them more effective.
Technically wouldnt be the first time. I remember in the history of my state, there was a doctor who claimed to have found a miracle cure of impotence using surgically implanted goat testicles, and in addition to all of his other accolades and awards, he was also made "Admiral of the Kansas Navy." As I am sure you can guess, as a landlocked state we have no navy. But they did it anyway.
Sidenote: Said doctor was eventually run down like a dog and sued until he died penniless. Because it turned out that his "cure" was extremely dangerous and had resulted in the death of a significant amount of his patients. Got to keep his Admiral title though.