The Din-Dobbits an unexpected jogger
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This stuff is funny, no one had any hope for it so they may very well go overboard with drag queen dwarves and ugly elven women that look like dudes protesting the mistreatment of Orcs. If they make an OLM riot I'll actually watch it.
My mother, to this day, thinks Elrond is an asshole because he was "ugly" in the movie. She thinks he looked shifty as fuck.
So yeah, I wonder what she will think of some unholy abomination they found at the bottom of the barrel in Hollywood.
I mean sure he was dirty when confronting Isildur in Mount Doom but then again that's just after a Final Battle of an Age and they were both literally INSIDE A VOLCANO!.
Elrond in Fellowship times is clearly just fucking done with everything else since he's lived that long and seen repeatedly cases of others fucking up over and over again when he tried to;
Stop the apocalypse
See point 1 because why the fuck is anything else ever going to be as important as STOPPING THE APOCALYPSE?!
Funny enough, it was supposed to be Bowie playing Elrond. Allegedly confirmed.
Then again, Elrond is a half-elf, half human. A lot of people forget that. Plus Peter Jackson's PaRtNeR Fran Walsh had no damn business writing that abomination of an adaptation. The 1981 BBC Radio adaptation is more accurate. Hell, they straight up ripped it off at some points. The guy who did that adaptation is still alive, actually.