Reminds me of a crazy story from my country. Dude was arrested for possession, found an American passport and tried to deport him but the States said it was a fake passport. The dude then came up with a bunch of other names and countries of origin, all fake. He stayed detained for nearly ten years (why he kept lying is unclear. Presumably because a Canadian detention facility is still better than the shithole he was from?) They eventually determined said shithole was Cameroon and off he went.