Stormfags will not sleep with you, they already have a boyfriend, and their boyfriend's boyfriend will not allowed them to do so. No matter how much you simp for them.

Especially your love for SJWs.

You can have the last word if you want. If that makes you feel important, powerful, and a winner. After all, you not only know me more than I do so myself, but you won an internet argument by strawmanning! Congratulations.

You deserve it!