"I'll fake my own death so we can be together, but she's such a retard that she doesn't work it out and kills herself so I have to commit seppuku instead of moving the fuck on."
Its also worth pointing out that the whole point of the play, as written by Shakespeare, basically boiled down to "Look at these absolutely retarded children throw their life away on a Puppy-Love tier fling. The Retards."
Romeo and Juliet.
Literally cringeworthy simping.
"I'll fake my own death so we can be together, but she's such a retard that she doesn't work it out and kills herself so I have to commit seppuku instead of moving the fuck on."
Its also worth pointing out that the whole point of the play, as written by Shakespeare, basically boiled down to "Look at these absolutely retarded children throw their life away on a Puppy-Love tier fling. The Retards."