I forgot were I heard it but I understand human meat is not all that tasty to animals. They would still eat us ofc but I just like the idea that we taste bad.
According to Papua New Guinean cannibals, human meat tastes a lot like pork, only better. Read it in Nat Geo, amongst other sources (possibly Jared Diamond as well).
As far as sharks go, though, they usually mistake humans for seals, it seems. Of course, it's very easy to not have "negative interactions" with sharks. Just stay the hell out of THEIR oceans.
Fuck, I was sure this was the Bee. Honk honk.
why this reads like babylonbee article?
At least Sharks don’t rape women or burn down buildings. I’d take a pack of them over a pack of “teens” any day.
They don't have feet to need them 100% off Nikes, DUH.
If I were a satirist I'd be crying by now. Oh, what the hell..
Meh. If humans weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made out of meat. :P
I forgot were I heard it but I understand human meat is not all that tasty to animals. They would still eat us ofc but I just like the idea that we taste bad.
According to Papua New Guinean cannibals, human meat tastes a lot like pork, only better. Read it in Nat Geo, amongst other sources (possibly Jared Diamond as well).
As far as sharks go, though, they usually mistake humans for seals, it seems. Of course, it's very easy to not have "negative interactions" with sharks. Just stay the hell out of THEIR oceans.
I saw this post last night and laughed at the title. I guess I didn't realize thisnwas not a BabylonBee article.
I am no longer laughing.