One is protected by Microsoft robots, another has paid body guards show up if you even cough on the town, and then Issaquah is so insanely designed I'm fairly certain there's a Minotaur. Of course there's no crime, you'd have to find the house first!
Related thread: "Safe neighborhoods in Seattle at night"
Top answers are all places that are not Seattle neighborhoods.
Edit: Originally Redmond, Kirkland, and Bellevue leading with Issaquah a bit off.
There is literally a moat between those bourgeois areas and Seattle.
I mean, I'd built a moat to keep communists out too.
One is protected by Microsoft robots, another has paid body guards show up if you even cough on the town, and then Issaquah is so insanely designed I'm fairly certain there's a Minotaur. Of course there's no crime, you'd have to find the house first!