94 Capitol protester in trouble for failing to comply with judge's order to "wear a mask whenever she leaves her residence" (archive.is) posted 3 years ago by altmehere 3 years ago by altmehere +94 / -0 9 comments share 9 comments share save hide report block hide replies
She smashed it with a brick the government values at $200.
Yeah the bricks in the capitol are made out of saffron and pure heroin, didn't you know that? The windows are diamond, too. But, like, the smashable kind.
Diamonds are easily smashable -- they're very brittle. They're just very hard, so you can't scratch them.
Araki fucking lied to us all.