Do yourself a favor and go hungry before you eat fast food.
Or if you want to replicate the same experience find a roadkill opossum, an oily paper bag from a random trashcan, a quarter pound of salt, and an old tire. Put the salt and pigeon in the bag, put the bag in the tire, then set it all on fire.
After a few minutes pull out whatever you can separate from the tire and eat.
Do yourself a favor and go hungry before you eat fast food.
Or if you want to replicate the same experience find a roadkill opossum, an oily paper bag from a random trashcan, a quarter pound of salt, and an old tire. Put the salt and pigeon in the bag, put the bag in the tire, then set it all on fire.
After a few minutes pull out whatever you can separate from the tire and eat.
If you've got King's Hawaiian bread around you, the buns are decently sized as well as tasting pretty good.
Great, now I'm hungry. Thanks!