That's why they called themselves GREAT Britain, even though there was nothing great about them. When the ships rolled into some settlement, the ooga-boogas would panic just from the name alone. They didn't know what a Britain was, but it was obviously a GREAT one, and that meant it had to be terrifyingly powerful, right? Better for them to surrender immediately and do what they want rather than risk their wrath. That's the REAL WAY the British were able to claim so much territory!

Same deal for why they call themselves the United Kingdom. As long as they call themselves that, it has to be true, right? Just try not to pay attention to how the Welsh hate the English, the Irish hate the English, the Northern Irish hate the Southern Irish, and the Scots hate the English, the Welsh, the Irish, and other Scots. And that was BEFORE the Muslim invasion began.

That's why they called themselves GREAT Britain, even though there was nothing great about them. When the ships rolled into some settlement, the ooga-boogas would panic just from the name alone. They didn't know what a Britain was, but it was obviously a GREAT one, and that meant it had to be terrifyingly powerful, right? Better for them to surrender immediately and do what they want rather than risk their wrath. That's the REAL WAY the British were able to claim so much territory!

Same deal for why they call themselves the United Kingdom. As long as they call themselves that, it has to be true, right? Just try not to pay attention to how the Welsh hate the English, the Irish hate the English, the Northern Irish hate the Southern Irish, and the Scots hate the English, the Welsh, the Irish, and other Scots.

That's why they called themselves GREAT Britain, even though there was nothing great about them. When the ships rolled into some settlement, the ooga-boogas would panic just from the name alone. They didn't know what a Britain was, but it was obviously a GREAT one, then that meant it had to be terrifyingly powerful, right? That's how they were able to claim so much territory.

Same deal for why they call themselves the United Kingdom. English delude themselves into thinking they're a singular people, and the rest of the world is convinced they're a serious nation. Meanwhile, the Scots hates the English, the Welsh hate the English, the Irish hate the English, and the Northern Irish hate the Southern Irish. One nation has supposedly existed on a few dingleberry islands for over a thousand years, and they STILL can't unite under one banner. And that was before the Muslim invasion began.

That's why they called themselves GREAT Britain, even though there was nothing great about them. When the ships rolled into some settlement, the ooga-boogas would panic just from the name alone. They didn't know what a Britain was, but it was obviously a GREAT one, then that meant it had to be terrifyingly powerful, right? That's how they were able to claim so much territory.

Same deal for why they call themselves the United Kingdom now. English delude themselves into thinking they're a singular people, and the rest of the world is convinced they're a serious nation. Meanwhile, the Scots hates the English, the Welsh hate the English, the Irish hate the English, and the Northern Irish hate the Southern Irish. One nation has supposedly existed on a few dingleberry islands for over a thousand years, and they STILL can't unite under one banner. And that was before the Muslim invasion began.

That's why they called themselves GREAT Britain, even though there was nothing great about them. When the ships rolled into some settlement, the ooga-boogas would panic just from the name alone. They didn't know what a Britain was, but it was obviously a GREAT one, then that meant it had to be terrifyingly powerful, right? That's how they were able to claim so much territory.

Same deal for why they call themselves the United Kingdom now. English delude themselves into thinking they're a singular people, and the rest of the world is convinced they're a serious nation. Meanwhile, the Scots hates the English, the Welsh hate the English, the Irish hate the English, and the Northern Irish hate the Southern Irish. One nation has supposedly existed on two dingleberry islands for over a thousand years, and they STILL can't unite under one banner. And that was before the Muslim invasion began.