Mandatory always-online spyware on all electronic devices to ensure you're not expressing Wrongthink or accessing any content without paying a loicence fee ( even for content you already own ) or watching adds, with a camera always watching to ensure you make eye-contact with the screen during at least 75% of the duration of the add.
Addblocks get criminalized in an update to DRM law. Jailbreaking your own devices ( which is technically already illegal in the USA : breaking a digital lock ) gets actually enforced.
We're halfway there. I expect Linux to bend the knee.
Oh, speech policies applying to your private phone, e-mails and private group chat conversations. ( only enforced against White people of course ).
Mandatory always-online spyware on all electronic devices to ensure you're not expressing Wrongthink or accessing any content without paying a loicence fee ( even for content you already own ) or watching adds, with a camera always watching to ensure you make eye-contact with the screen during at least 75% of the duration of the add.
Addblocks get criminalized in an update to DRM law. Jailbreaking your own devices ( which is technically already illegal in the USA : breaking a digital lock ) gets actually enforced.
We're halfway there. I expect Linux to bend the knee.
Oh, speech policies applying to your private phone, e-mails and private group chat conversations
Mandatory always-online spyware on all electronic devices to ensure you're not expressing Wrongthink or accessing any content without paying a loicence fee ( even for content you already own ) or watching adds, with a camera always watching to ensure you make eye-contact with the screen during at least 75% of the duration of the add.
Addblocks get criminalized in an update to DRM law. Jailbreaking your own devices ( which is technically already illegal in the USA : breaking a digital lock ) gets actually enforced.
We're halfway there. I expect Linux to bend the knee.
Oh, speech policies applying to your private phone, e-mails and private groupd chat conversations
Mandatory always-online spyware on all electronic devices to ensure you're not expressing Wrongthink or accessing any content without paying a loicence fee ( even for content you already own ) or watching adds, with a camera always watching to ensure you make eye-contact with the screen during at least 75% of the duration of the add.
Addblocks get criminalized in an update to DRM law. Jailbreaking your own devices ( which is technically already illegal in the USA : breaking a digital lock ) gets actually enforced.
We're halfway there. I expect Linux to bend the knee.
Oh, hate-speech policies applying to your private phone, e-mails and private groupd chat conversations
Mandatory always-online spyware on all electronic devices to ensure you're not expressing Wrongthink or accessing any content without paying a loicence fee ( even for content you already own ) or watching adds, with a camera always watching to ensure you make eye-contact with the screen during at least 75% of the duration of the add.
Addblocks get criminalized in an update to DRM law. Jailbreaking your own devices ( which is technically already illegal in the USA : breaking a digital lock ) gets actually enforced.
We're halfway there. I expect Linux to bend the knee.
Mandatory always-online spyware on all electronic devices to ensure you're not expressing Wrongthink or accessing any content without paying a loicence fee ( even for content you already own ) or watching adds, with a camera always watching to ensure you make eye-contact with the screen during at least 75% of the duration of the add.
Addblocks get criminalized in an update to DRM law. Jailbreaking your own devices ( which is technically already illegal in the USA ) gets actually enforced.
We're halfway there. I expect Linux to bend the knee.
Mandatory always-online spyware on all electronic devices to ensure you're not expressing Wrongthink or accessing any content without paying a loicence fee ( even for content you already own ) or watching adds, with a camera always watching to ensure you mane eye-contact with the screen during at least 75% of the duration of the add.
Addblocks get criminalized in an update to DRM law. Jailbreaking your own devices ( which is technically already illegal in the USA ) gets actually enforced.
We're halfway there. I expect Linux to bend the knee.
Mandatory always-online spyware on all electronic devices to ensure you're not expressiong Wrongthink or accessing any content without paying a loicence fee ( even for content you already own ) or watching adds, with a camera always watching to ensure you mane eye-contact with the screen during at least 75% of the duration of the add.