I agree. Woodchippers are a mercy. I'm not a fan of inflicting death on child abusers that can be measured in minutes. And yes, due process is important, so when troons make jokes like this, we should check their hard drives.

But yeah...

I would rather go with surgically removing their arms and legs, weld them to an ICU, drip-feed curare via IV enough to paralyze them completely but not enough to cause unconsciousness, then put'em on a ventilator to help'em breathe, then make sure they're fed and hydrated via a stoma duct. Then I'll carefully implant and grow a combination of certain fungi on its face and chest with a series of light incisions.

Days, weeks even for the necrosis-inducing neurotoxins and pain-inducing chemicals to accumulate in the body to amount to a lethal dose. The body will be kept alive through it all, occasionally injected with psychedelics for the purpose of showing terrifying hallucinations, while the heart is forced to pump blood via pacemaker until the decay overtakes the body. Finally, the corpse will be incinerated, the remains fed to a woodchipper, then mixed with soil so that in final death, the pedotroons' remains are consumed by microbes.

I agree. Woodchippers are a mercy. I'm not a fan of inflicting death on child abusers that can be measured in minutes. And yes, due process is important, so when troons make jokes like this, we should check their hard drives.

But yeah...

I would rather go with surgically removing their arms and legs, weld them to an ICU, drip-feed curare via IV enough to paralyze them completely but not enough to cause unconsciousness, then put'em on a ventilator to help'em breathe, then make sure they're fed and hydrated via a stoma duct. Then I'll carefully implant and grow a combination of certain fungi on its face and chest with a series of light incisions.

Days, weeks even for the necrosis-inducing neurotoxins and pain-inducing chemicals to accumulate in the body to amount to a lethal dose. The body will be kept alive through it all, the heart forced to pump blood via pacemaker until the decay overtakes the body. Finally, the corpse will be incinerated, the remains fed to a woodchipper, then mixed with soil so that in final death, the pedotroons' remains are consumed by microbes.