I've got a friend with a college degree (BA in English) that I had to explain how to use an electric coffee grinder I got him one Christmas.

"Dude, how does this work?"

"You put the coffee beans into the grinder, turn it on, then put the grinds in coffee maker."

"Yeah but how many?"

"Enough for your taste in coffee? I find I only need a certain amount."

"Well... how long do I run the grinder for?"

"..." Are you kidding me?! "For how ever long it takes to get the amount of grind you want for taste."

"oookkaaayyy... I'll try this out...."

I've got a friend with a college degree (BA in English) that I had to explain how to use an electric coffee grinder I got him one Christmas.

"Dude, how does this work?" "You put the coffee beans into the grinder, turn it on, then put the grinds in coffee maker." "Yeah but how many?" "Enough for your taste in coffee? I find I only need a certain amount." "Well... how long do I run the grinder for?" "..." Are you kidding me?! "For how ever long it takes to get the amount of grind you want for taste." "oookkaaayyy... I'll try this out...."