Two more weeks. Just keep waiting. Trust the plan.

Say, what about reclaiming the Panama Canal? You know the US soil that we bought and paid for, and through which we built the most important waterway in the world? And which was given away for free–along with all that revenue–by Jimmy “Oh shit, everything I did in my first term was actually bad; if I get back in I’m going to fuck the jews” Carter?

Oh right, two more weeks for that, too.

Two more weeks. Just keep waiting. Trust the plan.