Headline: "WHITE SUPREMACISTS CARRY OUT MASS SHOOTING. 1400 INNOCENT MUSLIMS SLAIN."

What actually happened: Their tendency to shoot into the air to celebrate met this thing called 'gravity' and those bullets killed a lot of those dune coons. At least 200 of'em.

Their "experts" will have the guns in question destroyed to prevent ballistics analysis while their celebrities bitch on and on about "islamophobia" and "genocide".

Headline: "WHITE SUPREMACISTS CARRY OUT MASS SHOOTING. 1400 INNOCENT MUSLIMS SLAIN."

What actually happened: Their tendency to shoot into the air to celebrate met this thing called 'gravity' and those bullets killed a lot of those dune coons.

Their "experts" will have the guns in question destroyed to prevent ballistics analysis while their celebrities bitch on and on about "islamophobia" and "genocide".