And who the hell is 'Rockwell'? Surely, you don't mean that mentally deficient singer I just looked up? Yeah, that guy's definitely on par with Shakespeare.

Mistaking Norman Rockwell for the guy who sang "Somebody's Watching Me," isn't really helping your case.

Europe. Da Vinci. Michelangelo. Bramante. Raphael. Donatello. Christopher Wren. Rembrandt.

2 architects, an artist, and 4 ninja turtles. Europe should be so proud /s

But seriously, I'm not trying to shit on the history of Europe. You guys made all sorts of amazing things right up to the 1940s. Then sort of rolled over and died while handing the reins of civilization to the Americans. Weird choice.

And who the hell is 'Rockwell'? Surely, you don't mean that mentally deficient singer I just looked up? Yeah, that guy's definitely on par with Shakespeare.

Mistaking Norman Rockwell for the guy who sang "Somebody's Watching Me," isn't really helping your case.

Europe. Da Vinci. Michelangelo. Bramante. Raphael. Donatello. Christopher Wren. Rembrandt.

2 architects, an artist and 4 ninja turtles. Europe should be so proud /s

But seriously, I'm not trying to shit on the history of Europe. You guys made all sorts of amazing things right up to the 1940s. Then sort of rolled over and died while handing the reins of civilization to the Americans. Weird choice.

And who the hell is 'Rockwell'? Surely, you don't mean that mentally deficient singer I just looked up? Yeah, that guy's definitely on par with Shakespeare.

Mistaking Norman Rockwell for the guy who sang "Somebody's Watching Me," isn't really helping your case.

Europe. Da Vinci. Michelangelo. Bramante. Raphael. Donatello. Christopher Wren. Rembrandt.

2 architects, an artist and 4 ninja turtles. Europe should be so proud /s

But seriously, I'm not trying to shit on the history of Europe. You guys made all sorts of amazing things up into the late 1800s.