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They're referring to Lioness, the American spy action thriller TV show released on Paramount+ with Zoe Saldaña as the main character, and Civil War, Alex Garland's dystopic action thriller movie where a despotic federal government and secessionist movements fight a bloody war within the United States. Both are great examples of action thriller plots, that's for sure.

I thought they were referring to the American Civil War 1861-1865. They meant the movie that was explicitly a Leftist psycho-fantasy about executing Donald Trump.

This is going to be, without a doubt, one of the single most aggressively woke things in gaming, ever. And I'm including Concord. This might kill the Battlefield franchise as a whole.

I can already tell you the story: Not-Donald-Trump & Not-Elon-Musk & Not-Andrew-Tate have taken over the US with white supremacist techno-fascism, and the only one who can stop them is strong, empowered, black woman of color who is the resistance against the orange face of American fascism.

This is going to be a disaster.

The elements we’re really interested in is the concept of talented but ordinary people put in extraordinary situations. That creates a very interesting dynamic in terms of relationships with other people. These are elements we’re looking to capture in the single player.

The movie was basically a satire, and a kind of mocumentary of the psychopathy of journalists. This is going to fucking destroy FPS for years.

Ducharme: On Dead Space, we talked a lot about the curve of tension. How to go from beat to beat, having the highs and the lows to keep players hooked, and even play with their expectations a little bit. It’s obviously very different in a game like Battlefield. But we still brought that mentality over.

Are these the idiots who created Pangender bathrooms in Dead Space?

Oh literally Sweet Baby jesus, this is going to die a fucking death of deaths if this ends up being anything to what I think it is.

Here's what this is gonna be:

Strong, independent, empowered black CIA SAD agent working with her strong, empowered, black, lesbian journalist wife; must come together to rescue America from the huwhite supremacist techno-fascist Trump-Musk-Tate triumvirate (who is effectively Hitler-Gobbels-Himler) who is using drones and internet mind-control videos to make people hate black women. You progress by murdering Tate, then Musk, then Trump, in a series of ridiculously over-the-top propagandistic levels. Not-Andrew-Tate will literally have sex slaves you will need to free, and then you murder him and his Christian Nationalist Incel Army like Django Unchained. Then you murder Not-Musk who is basically Mysterio from Spiderman: No Way Home (except he's also a rapist-racist), and you have to blow up people driving his cars into protests (because the cars make their drivers racist suicide bombers of the Incel Army). Then you storm the white house and murder Trump by cutting off his head and skull fucking it in a display of strong, independent, black-women-don't-need-no-men-like-no-fish-need-no-bicycle empowerdness. 100% on metacritic. A billion game awards. No one buys it. Peak concurrent players of 1 as Arch hate-streams his gameplay of it. Oh, and just to be clear about when I say "murder", I do mean unjustifiable killing. Like, the protagonist will objectively had committed a crime both in game and IRL. As if COD World At War was doing things that the protagonists thought were an unmitigated good. Imagine the Trump level is a January 6th version of No Russian, but that's a good thing somehow.

1 year ago
2 score
Reason: None provided.

They're referring to Lioness, the American spy action thriller TV show released on Paramount+ with Zoe Saldaña as the main character, and Civil War, Alex Garland's dystopic action thriller movie where a despotic federal government and secessionist movements fight a bloody war within the United States. Both are great examples of action thriller plots, that's for sure.

I thought they were referring to the American Civil War 1861-1865. They meant the movie that was explicitly a Leftist psycho-fantasy about executing Donald Trump.

This is going to be, without a doubt, one of the single most aggressively woke things in gaming, ever. And I'm including Concord. This might kill the Battlefield franchise as a whole.

I can already tell you the story: Not-Donald-Trump & Not-Elon-Musk & Not-Andrew-Tate have taken over the US with white supremacist techno-fascism, and the only one who can stop them is strong, empowered, black woman of color who is the resistance against the orange face of American fascism.

This is going to be a disaster.

The elements we’re really interested in is the concept of talented but ordinary people put in extraordinary situations. That creates a very interesting dynamic in terms of relationships with other people. These are elements we’re looking to capture in the single player.

The movie was basically a satire, and a kind of mocumentary of the psychopathy of journalists. This is going to fucking destroy FPS for years.

Ducharme: On Dead Space, we talked a lot about the curve of tension. How to go from beat to beat, having the highs and the lows to keep players hooked, and even play with their expectations a little bit. It’s obviously very different in a game like Battlefield. But we still brought that mentality over.

Are these the idiots who created Pangender bathrooms in Dead Space?

Oh literally Sweet Baby jesus, this is going to die a fucking death of deaths if this ends up being anything to what I think it is.

Here's what this is gonna be:

Strong, independent, empowered black CIA SAD agent working with her strong, empowered, black, lesbian journalist wife; must come together to rescue America from the huwhite supremacist techno-fascist Trump-Musk-Tate triumvirate (who is effectively Hitler-Gobbels-Himler) who is using drones and internet mind-control videos to make people hate black women. You progress by murdering Tate, then Musk, then Trump, in a series of ridiculously over-the-top propagandistic levels. Not-Andrew-Tate will literally have slaves you will need to free, and then you murder him and his Incel Army like Django Unchained. Then you murder Not-Musk who is basically Mysterio from Spiderman: No Way Home (except he's also a rapist-racist), and you have to blow up people driving his cars into protests (because the cars make their drivers racist suicide bombers of the Incel Army). Then you storm the white house and murder Trump by cutting off his head and skull fucking it in a display of strong, independent, black-women-don't-need-no-men-like-no-fish-need-no-bicycle empowerdness. 100% on metacritic. A billion game awards. No one buys it. Peak concurrent players of 1 as Arch hate-streams his gameplay of it. Oh, and just to be clear about when I say "murder", I do mean unjustifiable killing. Like, the protagonist will objectively had committed a crime both in game and IRL. As if COD World At War was doing things that the protagonists thought were an unmitigated good. Imagine the Trump level is a January 6th version of No Russian, but that's a good thing somehow.

1 year ago
2 score
Reason: Original

They're referring to Lioness, the American spy action thriller TV show released on Paramount+ with Zoe Saldaña as the main character, and Civil War, Alex Garland's dystopic action thriller movie where a despotic federal government and secessionist movements fight a bloody war within the United States. Both are great examples of action thriller plots, that's for sure.

I thought they were referring to the American Civil War 1861-1865. They meant the movie that was explicitly a Leftist psycho-fantasy about executing Donald Trump.

This is going to be, without a doubt, one of the single most aggressively woke things in gaming, ever. And I'm including Concord. This might kill the Battlefield franchise as a whole.

I can already tell you the story: Not-Donald-Trump & Not-Elon-Musk & Not-Andrew-Tate have taken over the US with white supremacist techno-fascism, and the only one who can stop them is strong, empowered, black woman of color who is the resistance against the orange face of American fascism.

This is going to be a disaster.

The elements we’re really interested in is the concept of talented but ordinary people put in extraordinary situations. That creates a very interesting dynamic in terms of relationships with other people. These are elements we’re looking to capture in the single player.

The movie was basically a satire, and a kind of mocumentary of the psychopathy of journalists. This is going to fucking destroy FPS for years.

Ducharme: On Dead Space, we talked a lot about the curve of tension. How to go from beat to beat, having the highs and the lows to keep players hooked, and even play with their expectations a little bit. It’s obviously very different in a game like Battlefield. But we still brought that mentality over.

Are these the idiots who created Pangender bathrooms in Dead Space?

Oh literally Sweet Baby jesus, this is going to die a fucking death of deaths if this ends up being anything to what I think it is.

Here's what this is gonna be:

Strong, independent, empowered black CIA SAD agent working with her strong, empowered, black, lesbian journalist wife; must come together to rescue America from the huwhite supremacist techno-fascist Trump-Musk-Tate triumvirate (who is effectively Hitler-Gobbels-Himler) who is using drones and internet mind-control videos to make people hate black women. You progress by murdering Tate, then Musk, in a series of ridiculously over-the-top propagandistic levels. Not-Andrew-Tate will literally have slaves you will need to free, and then you murder him and his Incel Army like Django Unchained. Then you murder Not-Musk who is basically Mysterio from Spiderman: No Way Home (except he's also a rapist-racist), and you have to blow up people driving his cars into protests (because the cars make their drivers racist suicide bombers of the Incel Army). Then you storm the white house and murder Trump by cutting off his head and skull fucking it in a display of strong, independent, black-women-don't-need-no-men-like-no-fish-need-no-bicycle empowerdness. 100% on metacritic. A billion game awards. No one buys it. Peak concurrent players of 1 as Arch hate-streams his gameplay of it. Oh, and just to be clear about when I say "murder", I do mean unjustifiable killing. Like, the protagonist will objectively had committed a crime both in game and IRL. As if COD World At War was doing things that the protagonists thought were an unmitigated good.

1 year ago
1 score