This isn't a "shit hit the fan bug out" bag. This is a "awful forestry practices burnt half the city down. Make it easier on yourself during the first couple days of chaos" bag.

The gallon of water isn't so you can go into the wilderness for months, it's so you don't get heat stroke sitting in an evacuation traffic jam.

Earthquakes, floods, fires. That kind of shit. Not the boogaloo. The context is obvious. For an NPR listener, a situation where The State isn't there to take care of them within a day or two is unthinkable anyway.

This isn't a "shit hit the fan bug out" bag. This is a "awful forestry practices burnt half the city down. Make it easier on yourself during the first couple days of chaos" bag.

The gallon of water isn't so you can go into the wilderness for months, it's so you don't get heat stroke sitting in an evacuation traffic jam.

Earthquakes, floods, fires. That kind of shit. Not the boogaloo.