''I'm sorry, it's treatable but we exceeded the waiting lists targets of the government. Instead of adding people to the waiting list and risk losing our automatic bonuses, we just won't add you. Please call back in 7 weeks when we open the new schedrule. Oh by the way, we offer Medical Aid in Dying if you're in too much pain.''

Bonus : ''No we won't prescribe you painkillers that work.

Unless you're a drug addict, then we will prescribe you whatever drug you want, for free, including strong painkillers.''

''I'm sorry, it's treatable but we exceeded the waiting lists targets of the government. Instead of adding people to the waiting list and risk losing our automatic bonuses, we just won't add you. Please call back in 7 weeks when we open the new schedrule. Oh by the way, we offer Medical Aid in Dying if you're in too much pain.''